What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

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What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby yhprum01 on January 4th, 2012, 8:01 am

A lighter topic here, folks. One that doesn't pertain to rules or tactics.

Arguably, GW makes some of the coolest models in the business and has some very talented sculptors as well. We all have our favorite models when it comes to action poses or painting, but this thread, friends, is dedicated to those models that once you see them disassembled on your desk, you scratch your head and say, "What the hell were the designers thinking?!?! This thing is IMPOSSIBLE to assemble!"

My personal favorite: The Tau Shield Drone.

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Exhibit A: The Tau Shield Drone - Sucktacular model design
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Now, don't get me wrong - this model does look cool and fits the Tau visual feel. But, for anyone that has tried to assemble one, I feel your pain. It looks simple enough - put the 4ish pieces together and there ya go. It's a freakin' disc for cryin' out loud - how hard can it be?

I don't know how it is now, but when I put mine together 8+ years ago, those two antennae were metal and about 1.5mm wide. They have a little protrusion (and when I say 'little' I mean little) that is supposed to seat into a depression in the disc. So, you have an elongated metal piece with the heavier weight at the very top, standing at a 45 degree angle, that is way too thin to pin (at least for me) and will fall over if you don't hold that sucker perfectly still for 10 minutes or own a bottle of glue accelerator. Holy mother-of-badly-designed-miniatures!

Oh, and if you bumped it in a game, the antennae would fall off, leaving the hardened glue in the recess and it would never fit back in...

What I eventually did was give up on the longer shield antennae that were metal and simply used the shorter, plastic antennae that came with the Gun Drone sprues. Worked like a champ and nobody complained.

So there you have it - after playing this game for 22 years, the Tau Shield Drone is my miniature nemesis. What do you think is the most poorly designed GW miniature from an assembly stand-point and why?

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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby exitusactaprobat1 on January 4th, 2012, 5:20 pm

penitent engine...

take all your gripes about metal, add weight and ungainliness...and make the model expensive..

'nuff said? ;)
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby rednekkboss on January 5th, 2012, 12:39 am

Thunderfire cannons suck pretty bad, too. Though not as much as the penitent engine.
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby Enigmai on January 5th, 2012, 9:40 am

All modles both platic and metal that require two differant arms to be glued to one gun and the related shoulder socket. I can not tell you the number of times I have glued my fingers to models and each other!

And now my son is experiencing the madness. He has finished assembling an IG battleforce box, Command Squad, and a Chimera. He is still filing off the glue from his fingers!
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby IPurify on January 5th, 2012, 5:29 pm

Quick Tip: Whenever your hands are "glued" use cooking, or vegestable oil. It really works! Dissolves the oil in a jiffy.
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby yhprum01 on January 6th, 2012, 8:01 am

All modles both platic and metal that require two differant arms to be glued to one gun and the related shoulder socket.


Amen, Tim. The Kroot are a VERY close second in bad design. Love the look of the models, but those damned elbow and wrist joints are so inadequate. Plus, the weight of the 1" guns doesn't help...
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby corsair14 on January 6th, 2012, 2:49 pm

I find sandpaper removes glue from the fingers quite well.
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby IPurify on January 7th, 2012, 12:54 pm

Sandpaper is also quite good at removing fingerprints...... just in case.
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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby Eldanesh on January 9th, 2012, 12:13 pm

Try building the metal version of Epidimus on the palanquin.

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Re: What is GW's Epic Fail In Miniature Design?

Postby El Grande Chupacabra on January 11th, 2012, 10:49 pm

I hated the Drop Pod! Why did they not put any pins on the engine and fins? That is a trying ordeal
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